Albert stood, staring at the huge chicken that was before him. For the chicken had just made someone disappear! Someone, in fact, that had just been offering him some grated cheese. (That's what he thought, at least. He had really said, "I have great cheese for you," not "grated cheese.") Someone who had recently been pancake-flattened in a truck. Little did Albert know that his whole life was about to change for the better... Okay, got that over with. On to the illogical journey! Page 4 | Page 5 | Page 6 [[Illogic Book/|]] [[Illogic Book/|]]