Dwight: Can't a guy just buy some bagels for his friends so they'll owe him a favor which he can use to get someone fired who stole a co-manager position from him anymore? Geez. When did everyone get so cynical? Pam: (to Michael) Don't ever date a member of my family again. Michael:Okay, I promise. (as Pam is walking away): For the record your mom came on to me. (Pam slaps him)