(We open with the opening for “The West Wing,” then cut to footage of Disney’s "Beauty and the Beast”) Narrator: Previously on “The West Wing.” Disney Belle: What’s in the west wing? Disney Beast: IT”S FORBIDDEN! Narrator: And now, Furries. (Cut to Cocteau’s “Beauty and the Beast,” near the end) Beast: My true riches are in my pavilion. And one can only enter with a golden key. (He then hands a golden key to Belle.) Here it is, Belle. Some Jerk With A Camera (v/o): So, does every version of “Beauty and the Beast,” have Beast win Belle over by giving her stuff? Kyle (v/o): Ok, fair enough. Kyle: Very!