I first took up the courage to explain to the world how things break because things break and when they do, me likey. Er...i mean, me likey things breaking. Yes, that's exactly what i meant. Well, the point is, things don't break on their own, they require help to break, a splode, collase, defragmentate and more. How Do Machines Break? is the question. Not that stupid kid who lectures on working things. This article is possibly fragile and will break. How nice.