Lord James Eccleston Frances Bowen is Supreme Commander of Her Majesty's Allied Farces, Arsedale, North Yorkshire. He is the son of a monkey and can manufacture poison darts in his own liver, which he is then able to secrete through a hole in his bank account. In recent years, Bowen has been photographed by both Hello and Sod Off magazines trespassing in the homes of the rich and famous. He is currently on a boil wash and has done several voice-overs for the Khmer Rouge.