Two years after the Battle for the Brotherhood, enemy to the Brotherhood of the Bird, Dr. Dick-Smith Deez Nuts began working on his next project. After the killing of Big Bird during that battle, he realized he could create a being with enough Force power to dominate the Empire. Traveling to Kashyyyk in exile, (no, not the Jedi Exile. I bet Deez Nuts would have liked to have been in her, though.) he built the machinery needed. Five weeks later, everything was ready for testing. Using pubic hair from twenty unfortunate Wookiees and the guttings of the slain Big Bird, the machine created something horribly evil: Wookiee Goldberg. At some point during the creation of Wookiee, something went wrong. When everything was over, a raging Madclaw! was spit out of the contraption. Having absolutely n