Since the dawn of man, pandas from across the globosphere have been plotting the human race's defeat. The panda army, lead by Teddy Ruxpin and containing 30 000 000 pandas, 100 000 polar bears, 20 000 Baboon mercenaries, and approximatly 1,045,000,345,378 coconuts. The panda army(a.k.a the PA) has been in training in the deserted land of Pie, a large island off the coast of the artic. They have adapted their own religon from the infamous Monkeyism. A Religon whose soudl belief is for the reign of the banana. And converted it into Pandaism. Many Political leaders such as George W. Bush, believe that Pandaism is the true reason behind the PA. Its leader is Pannan Padda, a strong military and economic leader who has close ties with countries like Greenland, Poland, and Canada.