"My name is Tank Abbott and I'm going to be the most athletic person to ever step inside The Octagon." -The Tank "He looks like just another pretty boy to me and I don't like pretty boy's" Tank Abbott talking about Frank Mir. “After a match, my opponent goes to the hospital and gets an IV, and I have a martini.” - Tank Abbott “You know, I just went from the barstool to the Octagon.” - Tank Abbott “You get on Queer Street…you make a right turn…you’re back to Main.” - Tank Abbott “Beating people up is a positive thing.” - Tank Abbott "Who Cares about Bas Rutten?" -Tank Abbott.