"Mr. Hooper's Poem" is a live recording, in which Mr. Hooper recites a poem about a boy who came to his store. Each rhyming couplet has an incorrect word in it, such as, "He turned the knob, and went through the window", at which the children in the audience yell out, "No!" Mr. Hooper then asks them what the correct word is, and he continues reciting the poem.