Timmy: On Halloween, Out through the night... You should be filled. With fear and fright, But I don't see. Much here tonight? 'Cause everything is so FAKE! Timmy: I want something real and real scary. Not cardboard, or sqeaky, or clean! I want something that's big, green and hairy! Cosmo: Like a frog on a fur trampoline? Timmy: NO! Timmy: It's time to get down to business, And spook up this boring scene... I wish things were real, and real scary. Tonight on Halloween! Cosmo, Wanda and monsters: Real and scary! Timmy: Like a vampire's fangs in the night. Cosmo, Wanda and monsters: Real and scary!