There are 514 colleges making up the University, which range from the ancient, such as Wastrel College, founded during the last Ice Age to the modern, such as The David Cameron School of Economical Hoodie Hugging founded ten minutes ago. There are living colleges, pet colleges, and colleges that span more dimensions than their fellows have pick-up lines. There are piles of dead students. Each of the colleges is interesting in its own way, and each contributes to the scale, ability, and paperwork mounds of Oxbridge. The prestigious nature of the University comes down to more than just the teaching quality and history: The place is so dangerous that only a real genius can possibly get out alive, whereupon normal hair and a rational mind are merely frivilous luxuries.