This translation of the Bible was written by God, the real One, not that one who sits in the street screaming at passersby about the aliens who stole his underwear. It takes into account the greatest findings from such reputable liberal scholars as Michael Jackson, Charles Manson, Joe Mama, and Eminem. It speaks to our generation in a manner which no other translation can, because it has full color centrefold pull-outs. It is also known as the Doomsday Book.