It had been a long day for SomeWhat. He'd exhausted his fat reserves on writing the Illogic book for 45 days straight, and what little mental stiimulation he had left was spent on rubbishing the television show 'Lost'. There's no way that Curly or whatever the heck his name was could stay that fat whilst stranded on an island starved of food. SomeWhat, like many others, still thought the movie 'Castaway' was, and would always be, the pinnacle of that genre. He'd cried when Wilson died, but partied for two days solid after Wilson won eleventy oscars for his performance; the noble little ball.