Loric the Inept Manager is an inept fucker, member of the Barney Bunch, and former Keyboardist of Assfuck. In real life, Loric was the manager of the Graphic Design Firm Life or Death worked at. He stated that he was absolutely obsessed with indie music, and whenever someone would play good music, he would freak out and immediately turn the station back to the indie station, so LOD had to put up with indie music for hours every day while he worked there.