...you've called someone your "Homie McSkillet" ...you've talked about the rapper, "Fifty Cents" ...you've ever worn a bandanna of any kind ...you call words like "yo" gangster lingo ...you've ever watched any kind of curling ...you've called someone "Brohan" ...you consider Samuel L. Jackson to be a gangsta ...you consider NASCAR racing a sport ...you've mistaken an M&M wrapper for Eminem the rapper ...you're still reading this