Veggiestrology is the mystic art of foretelling your future with vegetables. For literally years and centuries and aeons, The Ancients came to believe that it didn’t matter where you were born, or who your parents were; the most significant influence on your future personality was the type of vegetable growing nearby at the time of birth. The Ancients divided the year into 13 equal 'plots’ and to each ‘plot’ they allotted its appropriate vegetable. By using a process known as 'Souping' they were then able to analyse the unique characteristics of each vegetable and were thus able to predict the likely shape and outcome of a person’s life.