Todd: Let's talk about England for a second. Montage of England Todd (VO): Now, I mostly discuss American music and I've covered some truly awful songs on my show, but let me tell you right now, bad American pop will never... Todd: ...ever be as bad as bad British pop. Video for Bombalurina - "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" Bombalurina: Itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini Todd: We Americans didn't declare our independence because of King George's oppressive taxes or our lack of representation in Parliament; we did it so we wouldn't ever have to listen to this!