Car Talk is a tool of liberal propaganda machine National Public Radio, used as a legitimate front business to cover its real purpose: to raise money through illegal means for the Mob. It appears to be an innocent radio show about cars and car repair, hosted by two blind, greasy Italian mobsters named Tom "Tommy Gun" and Ray "Rumble Seat" Magnolia (aka "Crash and Smash," the Super Mario Brothers). They hide their murderous pasts and vicious personalities behind a pleasant (if hairy and unwashed) facade, making innocent jokes about obese mothers-in-law, and snorting like pigs while warning listeners to not "drive like my brother!" Their ringleader is known only as "Ma" Magliozzi.