*Certification of Ghost-Free Hospitality * By Authority of the Super Extra Very Sovereign Council of Mages Without Digits Within Bowels Hereas the Gateway Inn and all its dark and secret places have been found to be completely free of spooks, boojums, snarks, spectral goats, revenant toiletries, or cannibal vampire anchovies, Signed, Muthsera Mistress Dunmer-from-Far-Away Mage-Lady Representing the Super Extra Very Sovereign Council of Mages Without Digits Within Bowels