Lotion is a topical solution primarily designed for the purpose of soothing skin after chaffing and drying from rough sex or allergic reactions. Well over half of the world's lotion is manufactured in the third-world hellhole wasteland, Niger, making it Niger's second largest export (second only to uranium). To export the lotion, the people of Niger use a giant slingshot to throw crates of it at America, Canadia, and the like. Lotion is also exported from countries such as Luxembourg, Jamaica, and France, respectively.