A Fanfic and midquel to Romeo and Juliet written by Fanfiction.net member Cornadopia, Mercutio and Allegra was first published in March 2009 and currently has 91 reviews. * Badass Bookworm: Look at this profile. Just LOOK AT IT! * Beta Couple: Romeo and Juliet. Hey, it's that relationship! * Having a Gay Old Time: This author has a thing, in this story and in her others, about making fun of Romeo. When Mercutio is raving about Allegra: * * I LOVE A MAN! That is all. * Ill Girl: At many times, Allegra is mentioned to have been a sickly child, much to the disgust and annoyance of her father. * Name and Name: As a homage to the original. * Jerkass: It's full of 'em: Just about every Capulet save for Allegra, Juliet and Ricardo has their Complete Monster momen