The Ultimate Scale of how good or bad or erotic(?) a movie is, employed by Mr. Stuart Wellington, whose name sounds really classy, so you know it's a fancy rating system. The more wormy boners the better, of course. Related in a "words-sound-like-words" way to Coldy Boners. May have originated on Episode 68: Teen Witch. * Episode 80: The Sorcerer's Apprentice (Stuart) @37:30