Kirk and Spock areSittin' in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-Squeeeeeeee! Are they gay or not?Getting Crap Past The GaydarIs just what they do It looks like they're gayWord of God says that they're not?The fangirls don't care. Jay doesn't fool usSays he's the clit commandoBut he is Bob's bitch. Your show has Slash Fics.It isn't that surprising.There's too much subtext.