The Great American novel has been the Holy Grail of literary development in the United States since Colonial days. Experts have always thought that, given America's linguistic innovation, it was only a matter of time before the nation produced quality fiction. The classic was created, on March 9, 2005 by a Dr. Johnston, given name unknown, on this very website. Its original title was the thought-provoking: Cunt cunt cunt cunt crap crap shit.