Eco-Thrift is a thrift store full of worthless junk. It's near Donut King. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELO works there. Tarvis comments: "Really? I had no idea. I went there with Holly Herpes one time, and there was a bunch of broken toasters and shit. But no E-Low." Eco-Thrift is located in the Greenback/San Juan Strip Mall.