The VFF Police patrol the cyberspace that is VFF, eating Micro Pizza and saying vaguely cop-ish things like "Tango Bravo Foxtrot 123". This is in fact coded police language for "chicken on the bone", or, in English, "the sockpuppets are invading, fetch the vandal smashing bat". When in action, they always carry a large stereo playing the song 'I Fought the Law' whilst beating up innocent civilians Phyllogicopedians for "refusing to give head on demand", or because "they just don't like them".