David Suzuki (born March 24, 1936) is a Canadian gangsta sugar daddy and he supports the "keepin it real" lifestyle of Global warming. He supports the Kyoto Protocol which calls on all of the world's citizens to renounce technology and go back to living in simple huts and caves. He is opposed to technological progress, economic growth, and personal wealth. He believes that we should stop using automobiles and go back to using horse drawn carriages. He is also involved with the The Greenie Greenies, a Canadian eco-terrorist group which is responsible for the 8/11 attacks on the Ward Ice Shelf on Ellesmere Island. He has also been linked to The Video Professor's Socialist Party. Suzuki is also suspected to have not tried to have an affair with Elizabeth May. David flies around Canada in a co