A typical mass would go as follows. Priest - Yea, we all come together under gravity, let the Lord our Particle hold us together, with a non-polar force. Everyone - Unlike Static electricity or magnetism Priest - Gravity, the weakest of the forces, but the only bisexual one, specifying no preferred charge. Holy bender of time-space. Lift up your hearts. Everyone - We lift them to the lord Priest - Can you feel their mass? Everyone - Yes, Oh Lord, make us heavy. All come forth and share communion, eating lead wafers, and drinking mercury, so as to become heavier. Priest - The Lord be with you Everyone - And also with you Priest - Lord grant us that all attraction is purely physical, and that we revel in the shallow glory of Gravity. Everyone - Amen Priest -