Taxidermy is the art of preserving people and animals for later use as action figures, coat stands, and/or battering rams. You probably thought this was an article on taxidermy, NOPE, Chuck Testa! Just kidding! Typically, the subject's bodily fluids are replaced with cherry Kool-Aide while their gold fillings are removed and sold at the local pawn shop. Periodicaly BVK does some filling herself The greatest taxidermist as far as stuffing his face is Michael P. Shlabach of La Grange Texas.
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