The Paintball Guy is the guy Solid Snake mistakes for a Genome Soldier. As Snake starts to search for the mailbox, the Paintball Guy shows up and Snake mistakes him for a Genome Soldier and starts running away as the Paintball Guy chases him to a shed. Snake punches the Paintball Guy in the face and knocks him to the ground. As Snake points a gun at him, the Paintball Guy reveals he just wanted to see if Snake would lend him a quarter, but he went all "commando" on him. When Snake asks why he has a gun the Paintball Guy reveals he's in the middle of a paintball game then storms off.