(SpongeBob and Patrick are sitting in the living room of their home, watching football on the television. The teams playing are watching Bristol Crown, SpongeBob's favourite team, and Pacífico FC, Patrick's favourite. This quite obviously is going to set up some friendly conflict. On the telly, a player for Pacífico, garbed in white, takes a corner kick and launches the ball near Crown's goal.) SpongeBob: Stop him! PATRICK: C'mon, c'mon, you can do this! SpongeBob: No! PATRICK: Yes! Someone just got owned! SpongeBob: Patrick, when will you learn? PATRICK: Poor Alex... PATRICK: Guess what that means.