But how do ya do it well? That's what this Handbook for the Humor-Impaired is for. Hi, I'm Arther Fizzydrink. When the folks at Blargipedia asked me if I'd host their Handbook for the Humor-Impaired, my first thought was, "Is there a lunch included?" Well, sure enough, they used their gnarly Sith powers to read my mind, and before you can say "*mumblegrumblemumble*," they'd set up one helluva spread. I mean deviled eggs, salmon cakes on little poppyseed crackers, a whole big thing of Lombax yogurt... Oh, and these fantastic little ham thingies, where they roll up the ham and it's got cream cheese in there, with chives and—