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The Alphabet

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The order and exact letters of the alphabet are unimportant and left to factinistas to argue over on the Wikipedia. The only letters you really need to know are C, O, and W. These letters also accidently spell cow. Cows are awesome and delicious. All letters can be drafted in the Fantasy Colbert League, but you are identifying yourself as a threat to the homeland by doing so. The Alphabet is a group of Guys, of which their names are only one letter (except CK) for some reason.

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The order and exact letters of the alphabet are unimportant and left to factinistas to argue over on the Wikipedia. The only letters you really need to know are C, O, and W. These letters also accidently spell cow. Cows are awesome and delicious. All letters can be drafted in the Fantasy Colbert League, but you are identifying yourself as a threat to the homeland by doing so. The Alphabet is a group of Guys, of which their names are only one letter (except CK) for some reason.