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Eternal Word Television Network

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Officially approved by The Vatican, it is the supreme television network which officially broadcast speeches by God, Jesus Christ, and shrively, old nun named Mother Angelica. Its nickname is "The Channel Nobody Watches". The network's ideas include worshiping Mary as our supreme saviour and mother, the damnation of Protestants, Jews, and Muslims, transforming Rome into the capital of the Earth, crowning Pope John Paul II as God, and making Pope Bennedict XVI the supreme dictator of the world. It is a nutty Catholic channel that is overrun by mortal sin and run by robotic nuns, old priests, Italians and Polish people. It has been rated by the American Television Association as the worst watched show in America, right behind Government TV and Cornerstone Television. The only good show on th

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Officially approved by The Vatican, it is the supreme television network which officially broadcast speeches by God, Jesus Christ, and shrively, old nun named Mother Angelica. Its nickname is "The Channel Nobody Watches". The network's ideas include worshiping Mary as our supreme saviour and mother, the damnation of Protestants, Jews, and Muslims, transforming Rome into the capital of the Earth, crowning Pope John Paul II as God, and making Pope Bennedict XVI the supreme dictator of the world. It is a nutty Catholic channel that is overrun by mortal sin and run by robotic nuns, old priests, Italians and Polish people. It has been rated by the American Television Association as the worst watched show in America, right behind Government TV and Cornerstone Television. The only good show on the network is Jesus and Pals, a spoof with the premise "What if Jesus was not the lord, but a parking lot attendant".