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Great Covenant Book of Jokes/Archive 5

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Truth: Hello Squidface. Elite: WTH did you just call me? Truth: Ummm... a Xenomorph! ROFL. Xenomorph (From Aliens vs. Predator): You're gonna pay for thattttttt.... Truth: 0H $H1T... wait wait WAIT A DAMN MINUTE! WASN'T THIS IN THE LAST ARCHIVE? Elite: Yup. Xenomorph: Aww I can't use my face-huggers homies now. Truth: Why are we using this joke? Elite: We kinda ran out. Xenomorph: Sucks, huh? Truth: Ehhh....... Truth: This is complete bullshit. Elite: Facehuggers are similar to Infection Forms. Truth: OH SHIT * Truth gets infected* Truth: Hey fellow Gruntipedians! Oskarmandude is a jackass! Truth: Oh shit!

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Truth: Hello Squidface. Elite: WTH did you just call me? Truth: Ummm... a Xenomorph! ROFL. Xenomorph (From Aliens vs. Predator): You're gonna pay for thattttttt.... Truth: 0H $H1T... wait wait WAIT A DAMN MINUTE! WASN'T THIS IN THE LAST ARCHIVE? Elite: Yup. Xenomorph: Aww I can't use my face-huggers homies now. Truth: Why are we using this joke? Elite: We kinda ran out. Xenomorph: Sucks, huh? Truth: Ehhh....... Truth: This is complete bullshit. Elite: Facehuggers are similar to Infection Forms. Truth: OH SHIT * Truth gets infected* ______________________________________________________________________________________________ Truth: Hey fellow Gruntipedians! Oskarmandude is a jackass! Oskarmandude: WHAT DIDDYA SAY YOU MOFO? Truth: Oh shit! Oskar dual wields Plasma Repeater Scarab Guns and vaporizes Truth ______________________________________________________________________________________________ Truth: Why did the road cross the chicken? Brute: The fuck? Truth: You don't have any guesses? Brute: Nope. Truth: Me neither. ______________________________________________________________________________________________ Truth: Why did the chicken cross the road? Arbiter: Why? Truth: To meet his mortal enemy, KHICKEN! Arbiter: That joke was so stupid, my nose flushed out with satanic diarrhea. ______________________________________________________________________________________________ Truth: Why did the Khicken cross the road? Arbiter: This better be funny... Truth: *gulp* TO GET ON MAH PLATE! Truth: Knock knock Grunt: Who's there? Truth: Shit Grunt: Shit who? EVERYONE AT TRA: SHIT OFF MY ASS YOU CAN PUT A DAMM LINE! Truth: *sees everyone running truth over with an Amtrak Dash-8* *Truth dies* Everyone: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!