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Big Brother: ThunderClan Season 3/Week Five

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Because you guys still can't decide, I'm doing a new poll. Who would you rather be nominated? Thornclaw Redtail Rules: None Superpower Holder: N/A Voice-over: Hello and welcome to the LIVE NOMINATIONS AND INTRUDER SPECIAL! Please welcome your host, FERNCLOUD! (Ferncloud walks on to stage) Ferncloud: Hello, every cat! Welcome to the first LIVE INTRUDER SPECIAL! (crowd cheers) (crowd cheers) Ferncloud: Okay, seriously, is that the only way you know how to respond? Cat in Crowd: No. We do it to annoy you. Ferncloud: WELL IT'S (bleep)ING WORKING! SO STOP IT! (silence) Ferncloud: Hi, Leafpool! (toast pops)

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Because you guys still can't decide, I'm doing a new poll. Who would you rather be nominated? Thornclaw Redtail Rules: None Superpower Holder: N/A Voice-over: Hello and welcome to the LIVE NOMINATIONS AND INTRUDER SPECIAL! Please welcome your host, FERNCLOUD! (Ferncloud walks on to stage) Ferncloud: Hello, every cat! Welcome to the first LIVE INTRUDER SPECIAL! (crowd cheers) Ferncloud: But that's not the only reason this is live! The housemates don't know it, but for the first time in the history of Big Brother: ThunderClan, the roles are being reversed! You get to choose the nominees... and they get to choose the evictee! (crowd cheers) Ferncloud: Okay, seriously, is that the only way you know how to respond? Cat in Crowd: No. We do it to annoy you. Ferncloud: WELL IT'S (bleep)ING WORKING! SO STOP IT! (silence) Leafpool: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (faints) Ferncloud: Hi, Leafpool! Producer: She fainted, idiot. She can't hear you. Get on with the show. Ferncloud: Right. Er... What do I do now? Producer: Voting lines, then break, Ferncloud: There's voting lines for this? Producer: OF COURSE THERE IS! Ferncloud: Right. Let's take a look at the voting lines! (nothing happens) Ferncloud: Uh... Producer: WHERE ARE THE VOTING LINES!? Director: There aren't any. Voting lines are only allowed for evictions. Producer: (bleep). Ferncloud: See? I told you there weren't going to be any! Producer: No you didn't, you just questioned it. Ferncloud: Shut up! Producer: You shut up! Director: Both of you shut up! (Ferncloud and the Producer shut up) Ferncloud: What do I do now, O Glorius Producer? Producer: Ad break. Ferncloud: Right. Ad break! Come back after the break where we'll meet the first intruder! (after the ad break) Ferncloud: Welcome back! It's now time for the moment we've all been waiting for! Cat in Crowd: THE MOMENT WHEN I GET MY TOAST OUT OF THE TOASTER!? Ferncloud: What? No, that's stupid! (toast pops) Cat in Crowd: Gotta go! (runs off) Ferncloud: Right... Anyway, the moment you've all been waiting for! THE INTRUDER IS ABOUT TO ENTER! (crowd cheers) Ferncloud: That's getting really annoying... But please welcome CLOVERHILL! (nothing happens) Ferncloud: Cloverhill! That's your queue! Cloverhill: I'm not going on unless you play the Canadian Nationalthem! Ferncloud: (sigh) Fine. Producer? (The Canadian National Anthem plays) (Cloverhill walks on to stage) Cloverhill: (starts singing terribly) OOOOOOO CANADAAAAAAAAAA, OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAAAAAAAAAAAAND! (crowd boos) Ferncloud: Finally! BUT, STOP SINGING! (slaps Cloverhill) Cloverhill: Didn't even hurt. Ferncloud: (sigh) Why did I spend the rest of my life in the Nursery? Anyway, how excited are you to enter the house? Cloverhill: I'm really excited! By the way, do they have anything that's not meat in there that will provide me with the nutrition I need. I'm a vegetarian, you see. (eats marshmallow) Ferncloud: Wait, you're a vegetarian, yet you eat marshmallows? Cloverhill: (eats another) Yeah, so? Marshmallows don't have animal products in them! Ferncloud: They have gelatine. Cloverhill: (drops packet in shock) What? Ferncloud: They do. I read it on Yahoo Answers! Cloverhill: LIES! ALL LIES! (picks up packet of marshmallows and runs in to the house) Ferncloud: (shakes head sadly) Some cats... are so idiotic. Let's cross to the house to see how the housemates react! (in the house) Mousefur: When are we going to nominate? Rosepetal: We should be nominating already. Spiderleg: I think something's up. Big Brother's trying to trick us! Daisy: Wait! What week is it? Redtail: Week five. Why? Daisy: That means we're due for an intruder! Yellowfang: (punches) NO IT DOESN'T! NOW SHUT UP! Graystripe: Th-they can't do this to us! I-I I can't share my food with another cat! Daisy: Oh, they're going to do it to us. Mark my words. (sirens blare) Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Big Brother: INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT! Daisy: Told you! Runningwind: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! ANOTHER POTENTIAL CAT TO STEAL MY LOVE! D: Ivypool: Oh, shut up. (everyone runs to the door) (the doors open) (Cloverhill enters) Cloverhill: Hello, everyone! Spottedleaf: Hi, I'm Spottedleaf! Cloverhill: I'm Cloverhill! Thornclaw: Hi! Cloverhill: Hi! Rosepetal: Hello, new housemate. Nice to meet you. Cloverhill: Since when was Kristen Stewart allowed here? Rosepetal: Nuuuuuuuu. Mousefur: Yes! Cloverhill: Hi, Mousefur! Mousefur: (gasp) She knows me! Runningwind: Hey! New cat! Cloverhill: Yes? Runningwind: (grabs Ivypool) STAY AWAY FROM THIS CAT! Cloverhill: O...kay? Ivypool: GO AWAY, RUNNINGWIND! Cloverhill: I'm scared. Daisy: YAY! A new friend! Cloverhill: (kicks Daisy in thead) Shut up! No one likes you! Yellowfang: NEW BESTIEEEEEEEE! (hugs Cloverhill) Cloverhill: YAY! Well, now I'm hungry. (eats marshmallow) Graystripe: (gasp) You have food? SHARE! Cloverhill: No! These are my marshmallows! Graystripe: (dives on Cloverhill) Give theeeeem! D: Cloverhill: (holds packet away) NO! Graystripe: Give theeeeeeeeem! D: (Cloverhill accidentally drops the packet. The marshmallows spill everywhere) Cloverhill and Graystripe: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Cloverhill: (points at Graystripe) It was your fault! Graystripe: No, it was yours! (they turn their backs on each other) Big Brother: All housemates to the lounge. (in the lounge) Big Brother: Housemates, it's time for nominations, but before we do that, I'd like to say hello to Cloverhill! Cloverhill: (jumps behind the couch) WHAT THE(bleep) WAS THAT!? Thornclaw: That was Big Brother. Cloverhill: (climbs back on couch) Oh. Big Brother: Hi, Cloverhill. Cloverhill: Hi! Big Brother: Housemates. it's time for nominations. Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Big Brother: But you won't be nominating! Yellowfang: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! The one moment I live for every week! D: Spottedleaf: WHYYYYYYYYY!? D: Big Brother: You won't be nominating because it's ROLE REVERSAL week! Spiderleg: Huh? Mousefur: What now? Big Brother: Instead of you nominating and the public choosing the evictee, the public choose who is nominated and you choose the evictee! Yellowfang: YAY! BYE, DAISY! Daisy: (gulps nervously) Big Brother: The public have been voting all week to decide who's up. You're all in danger. Cloverhill is exempt of course, given she just got here. Cloverhill: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Big Brother: And now, it's over to Ferncloud! (Ferncloud appears on the TV) Ferncloud: Hello, housemates! Housemates: Hi! Ferncloud: Are you ready to see who the public nominated? Housemates: YES! Cloverhill: OH. NO GREETING, THEN. THANKS! Ferncloud: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I'M SORRY! D: HI, CLOVERHILL! Cloverhill: Hi! xD Ferncloud: Let's get this underway... We'll start with Yellowfang! Yellowfang: (gulps) Ferncloud: Yellowfang, the public have decided that you are... SAFE! Yellowfang: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! (picks up Cloverhill and spins her around) Cloverhill: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Daisy: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Cloverhill: (knocks Daisy out) Yellowfang: Good job, my friend! Rosepetal: Nuuuuuuuuu. Daisy, wake up. Daisy: Wha-? I'm awake. Cloverhill: How did she-? Redtail: Spoof logic. Ferncloud: Now, I'm going to reveal one more result! We'll go with Daisy! Daisy: I'm so going to be safe. Ferncloud: Daisy, the public have decided that you are... Well, the entire universe knew I was about to say this. You are NOMINATED! Everyone but Daisy and Rosepetal: WOOHOO! Rosepetal: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Daisy: NUUUUUUUUUUU! Spiderleg: Bye, Daisy! Yellowfang: It was terrible knowing you! Redtail: That's just heartless. Runningwind: We might as well not reveal the other nominees. It's obvious Daisy's going home. Daisy: No it's not! Graystripe: Then explain why the Daisy haters club has over 3 billion fans worldwide. Daisy: Um... Well... Ferncloud: We now know Daisy is one of the four nominees and Yellowfang is safe! But who will join Daisy as a nominee? Find out after the break! (after the break) Ferncloud: Welcome back! Let's reveal the fate of a few more cats! (Ferncloud crosses to the house) Ferncloud: Hello housemates! Housemates: Hi! Ferncloud: I'm going to reveal the fates of 3 of you! Let's start with Graystripe! Cloverhill: Nominated... nominated... nominated! Graystripe: HEY! SHUT UP, FOOD HOG! Ferncloud: Graystripe, you are... SAFE! Graystripe: YES! THE KING OF FOOD SHALL RULE AGAIN! Spottedleaf: What does food have to do with it? Graystripe: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! Ferncloud: Let's move on to Ivypool! Ivypool: Nominated... nominated.... nominated! Ferncloud: Ivypool, you are... SAFE! Ivypool: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Runningwind: YAY! CELEBRATORY HUG! (hugs Ivypool) Ivypool: AAAAAAAAH! D: Mousefur: LEAVE HER ALONE, PEDO! Ferncloud: Let's move on to Runningwind! Runningwind: Please, public, let me be with my Sweet Ivy! Ivypool: I'll be Poison Ivy in a minute... Ferncloud: Runningwind, the public have decided that you are... NOMINATED! Runningwind: WHAT!? N-no, that must be a mistake! Ferncloud: It's not. We checked the votes 15 times. Rosepetal: You actually had time to do that. Ferncloud: Yes. Bye, now! (Ferncloud disappears) Everyone: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Ferncloud: That was fun! We now know 2 of 4 nominees, but who are the other two? Find out after the break. (after the break) Ferncloud: Welcome back! Cat in Crowd: Can you hurry up and announce who's nominated? My toast is about to pop! Ferncloud: But you've already had toast? Cat in Crowd: I WAS STILL HUNGRY! Ferncloud: CALM DOWN! Cat in Crowd: Okay... Ferncloud: Let's cross to the house! (Ferncloud crosses to the house) Ferncloud: Hello again! Now, if I'm correct, there are 6 of you left to reveal the fate of, right? Everyone: Right... I think? Ferncloud: Then let's move on! Next, we'll be revealing the fate of Spottedleaf! Spottedleaf: Yay! Of course I'll be safe, because everyone loves me, because I'm so loveable! Ferncloud: Spottedleaf, you're going to love this... You're SAFE! Spottedleaf: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Thornclaw: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Spottedleaf: SHUT UP, MOLE! Thornclaw: Okay, jeez. Someone's crabby. Spottedleaf: I'M NOT CRABBY! Thornclaw: Crabby. Ferncloud: If we could get back to what we were doing, please... Thornclaw: She's totally crabby. Spottedleaf: (glares) Ferncloud: Thank you. Now we can move on to Rosepetal! Rosepetal: Oh no. I'm going to be nominated. I know it. Nuuuuuuuuu. I'm so nervous. Ferncloud: Rosepetal, the public has decided you are... SAFE! Rosepetal: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Woooooooooooooo. Awesome. Spiderleg: (facepaw) Why doesn't my daughter have any emotion? Ferncloud: Now we can move on to Mousefur! Mousefur: Yay! Me! Awesome! See, Rosepetal? THIS IS EMOTION, WHICH YOU DO NOT HAVE! Rosepetal: Shut up. Stop making me sad. Ferncloud: Mousefur, the public has decided that you are... SAFE! Mousefur: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! (starts dancing) Go me! Go Mousefur! Mousefur, number one! YAY! Rosepetal: Nuuuuuuuuuuu. Cloverhill: Why is ,that a 'nuuuuuu'? And show some emotion, for crying out loud! Ivypool: Agreed. Your lack of emotion made me go mental in week 1. Rosepetal: Nuuuuuuuu. Stop picking on me. I'm so upset. Nuuuuuuuu. Spiderleg: (facepaw) Ferncloud: Spiderleg, let's announce your fate! Spiderleg: Ooooh! Ferncloud: Spiderleg, the public have decided that you will be... NOMINATED! Spiderleg: WHAT!? NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! WHY!? WHY!? D: Daisy: Is it just me, or is that the first time Spiderleg has done something interesting? Yellowfang: (punches Daisy) SHUT UP! Spiderleg; Yeah, shut up! Graystripe: SHUT UP, DAISY! Daisy: Why does everyone hate me? D: Redtail: Because you suck. Ferncloud: I agree! Okay, we have 3 out of 4 nominees, but who will be the last one? Will it be Thornclaw or Redtail? Come back after the break to find out! (after the break) Ferncloud: Welcome back! It's now time to find out the fourth nominee! (Ferncloud crosses to the house) Ferncloud: Hi again! Redtail: (dives at TV) WHO'S NOMINATED!? Thornclaw: TELL MEEEEEEEEE! Ferncloud: Okay, sheesh! Thornclaw, Redtail, one of you is nominated and the other is safe. The SAFE cat is... NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! IT'S A TIE! WHAT CAN WE DO NOW!? D: Thornclaw: Both of us are safe? Spottedleaf: Put them both up? Graystripe: Forget this ever happened and eat some chicken pie? Cloverhill: Eat an entire packet of marshmallows and not share them with anyone, especially not Graystripe? Ferncloud: NO! Those last two have nothing to do with this, but NO! We have to have four! Spottedleaf: REDTAIL! DO SOMETHING! Redtail: Uh... Er... Thornclaw: Why do you hate me anyway? Spottedleaf: Oh, the Mole wonders why I hate it. Fernclolud: CAN WE JUST SOLVE THIS SO I CAN GO HOME!? Ivypool: You have a home? Ferncloud: YES! SOMEONE JUST END THIS! (Thornclaw gets crushed by a giant muffin) Thornclaw: (is knocked out) Graystripe: (high pitched squeal) So much food! Cloverhill: That would go perfectly with my marshmallows! Ferncloud: Oh, well that solves it. Redtail, you're up. Redtail: What!? But Thornclaw was the one crushed by the giant muffin! D: Ferncloud: Yes, and that means you're up. Redtail: How? Ferncloud: Well, Thornclaw isn't conscious to react to being nominated, and the reactions are the funniest part. REDTAIL IS THE FINAL NOMINEE! Redtail: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! WHY DID THE GIANT MUFFIN OF FATE HAVE TO CRUSH MY DREAMS BY CRUSHING THORNCLAW'S HEAD? D: Ferncloud: (laughs) Priceless. Well, I'm out. I have a home to go to. (the link disappears) (Thornclaw emerges from under the muffin) Thornclaw: Wh-what happened? Who was nominated? Redtail: Me... Thornclaw: YES! I'M SAFE! Graystripe: I CALL THE MUFFIN! (runs towards it) Cloverhill: No, I do! (runs towards the muffin) (they both reach the muffin at the same time) Graystripe: PAWS OFF! This is mine! (slaps Cloverhill) Cloverhill: I need it for my marshmallows! (slaps Graystripe) (Graystripe stumbles and crashes in to the muffin. The muffin rolls away in to the nothingness.) Cloverhill and Graystripe: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Big Brother: (laughs) I knew that giant muffin would come in handy. Mousefur: What are you doing here? Big Brother: I have to formally announce the nominees. Redtail: But we all know who's up. Big Brother: DON'T RUIN MY FUN! Redtail: Okay, sheesh. Big Brother: (clears throat) Daisy, Runningwind, Spiderleg and Redtail, at the end of the week, one of you WILL be evicted. That is all. Spiderleg: Was that worth it? Big Brother: Yes it was.