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Killer Wooden Giraffes of Doom

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They are often also referred to by the acronym KWGoD; it should be noted, however, that it is utterly impossible for the human tongue to pronounce this. Should you ever hear a Holy One pronounce this, you will likely be struck deaf, blind, and be summarily raped by the Hoff. The Holy Ones tend to reside underground, and as such have developed a fondness for other subterranean critters, including ferrets and moles. However, the Holy Ones only interact with prairie dogs when they're eating one, as prairie dogs are known to be bat fuck insane.

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They are often also referred to by the acronym KWGoD; it should be noted, however, that it is utterly impossible for the human tongue to pronounce this. Should you ever hear a Holy One pronounce this, you will likely be struck deaf, blind, and be summarily raped by the Hoff. The Holy Ones tend to reside underground, and as such have developed a fondness for other subterranean critters, including ferrets and moles. However, the Holy Ones only interact with prairie dogs when they're eating one, as prairie dogs are known to be bat fuck insane.