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Steven Thorpe

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The Thorpedo is known throughout the town of Walsall to be living disproof of Darwin's Theory of Evolution. It is common knowledge in Walsall that he created the universe. “Everybody knows it was Thorpedo and his magic hands that made the world and that, innit?” ~ Princeton Journal of Science on Evolution

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The Thorpedo is known throughout the town of Walsall to be living disproof of Darwin's Theory of Evolution. It is common knowledge in Walsall that he created the universe. “Everybody knows it was Thorpedo and his magic hands that made the world and that, innit?” ~ Princeton Journal of Science on Evolution Thorpe read Natural Sciences at St John's College at the University of Cambridge, where he amazed the tutors with his intellect. By demonstrating a revolutionary grasp of the application of the laws of physics, Thorpe was able to complete the degree course in just under an hour, with two half hour breaks. His graduate thesis on "Thorpistic Temporal Relativity" was sent to the world's leading academics, and was received with great acclaim by all concerned. It has been translated into 60 languages and is available from a variety of suppliers. The University has agreed to present Thorpe with his doctorate once he explains just what it all means, and what the hell it has to do with physics.