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IllogiNews:Manchester Utd Players "Kill and Roast" Amy Winehouse

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MOST OF the Police force in London were today sent to Manchester to quiz the entire Manchester United under-11s football team after complaints that they had all roasted Amy Winehouse. These claims were backed up by Amy herself as she spoke to "The Sun" newspaper, saying "If they hadn't killed me and eaten me, I would have been able to comment on this!" Scientists are debating whether this is another drug-fuelled hallucination either on the part of Amy Winehouse or the entire nation of England itself.

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MOST OF the Police force in London were today sent to Manchester to quiz the entire Manchester United under-11s football team after complaints that they had all roasted Amy Winehouse. These claims were backed up by Amy herself as she spoke to "The Sun" newspaper, saying "If they hadn't killed me and eaten me, I would have been able to comment on this!" Scientists are debating whether this is another drug-fuelled hallucination either on the part of Amy Winehouse or the entire nation of England itself. So rare is the occasion that people claime to be taken advantage of by Manchester Utd players. It brings a tear to my eye that such a thing could happen so rarely!