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Munsters that live under your bed

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Remember, Munsters that live under your bed are not pets. They are still wild, and should be treated as such. Most Munsters do not pose a direct threat, so it should not be necessary to move, unless you have a particularly dangerous American Muenster, or in the case of Ian Paisley visiting and an Irish Munster living under your bed. Do not feed Munsters that live under your bed, or they may grow in size and turn what used to be your province into New Munster.

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Remember, Munsters that live under your bed are not pets. They are still wild, and should be treated as such. Most Munsters do not pose a direct threat, so it should not be necessary to move, unless you have a particularly dangerous American Muenster, or in the case of Ian Paisley visiting and an Irish Munster living under your bed. Do not feed Munsters that live under your bed, or they may grow in size and turn what used to be your province into New Munster. Please note that if you live in any place called Munster, it is perfectly normal to have a Munster under your bed, though it may no longer be living.