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Dr. Catherine Halsey

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Dr Catherine Halsey was the ugly slutty scientist who created the Spartans (aka, Badass dudes from hell). The Spartans became so badass because of an accidental dose of Gruntiness. Dr Halsey mistook the syringe of Gruntiness, with a syringe of crack she was testing on the Spartans. Once injected with the Gruntiness all but a few Spartans perished because they couldn't handle it, one Spartan (Master Chief) showed symptoms not unlike that of an aids infection. And like and aids infection, it changed him, but it changed him into the ass kicking, mofo we know and hate (due to his massive grunt slaughtering record). Most of the Spartans strength came from having fucked up the bitch every day and having wild hot foursomes. To have them to herself, Halsey spread a rumor they were all neutered. Sh

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Dr Catherine Halsey was the ugly slutty scientist who created the Spartans (aka, Badass dudes from hell). The Spartans became so badass because of an accidental dose of Gruntiness. Dr Halsey mistook the syringe of Gruntiness, with a syringe of crack she was testing on the Spartans. Once injected with the Gruntiness all but a few Spartans perished because they couldn't handle it, one Spartan (Master Chief) showed symptoms not unlike that of an aids infection. And like and aids infection, it changed him, but it changed him into the ass kicking, mofo we know and hate (due to his massive grunt slaughtering record). Most of the Spartans strength came from having fucked up the bitch every day and having wild hot foursomes. To have them to herself, Halsey spread a rumor they were all neutered. She reported that Master Chief had the biggest. Just like Miranda Keyes, Cortana, and every other major female character, Halsey wanted to rape MC. Halsey would after the augmentation progress, halsey would have sex with the spartans to see if they were good, halsey would always want to screw MC. Halsey eventually screwed MC due to the help of FENIX 256, a badass pwner of noobs who eventually became infected by AIDS gruntiness and got in a mood and blew a giant hole in mombasa partly because of yipyaps death and partly because he was having a monumental orgy that affected many flying anuses the pillar of autumn (a giant stripper pole), attacked the halo ring a giant cannon designed to kill AIDS. Unfortunately halsey was creating cortana, an AI that would eventually get breast implants.