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M19 SSM Rocket Launcher M19 SSM Rocket Launcher

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The Rocket Lawn Chair was originally supposed to be the newest version of the old Lawn Chairs. Rocket Lawn Chair, Inc. wanted to make a lawn chair that was portable, uncostly, and one using renewable fuel sources. So they came up with a lawn chair that fires a large cannon filled with iron. The iron cannon was supposed to be heavier than the person and the lawn chair itself, resulting in the latter duo being blown backwards. File:Rocket lawn chair.jpg

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ハーベスト、ハイチャリティ

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*8発のロケット弾もしくは 4つのマガジン *10発のロケット弾もしくは 5つのマガジン

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非常に高い

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中～長距離

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*国連宇宙軍 *反乱軍

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M19 SSM Rocket Launcher

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ロケットランチャー

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M19 SSM Rocket Launcher

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Moderate

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*Halo:CE: Zero-scatter *Halo 2: High, tracking against vehicles

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*Shoulder-fired *length: 134.9cm

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The Rocket Lawn Chair was originally supposed to be the newest version of the old Lawn Chairs. Rocket Lawn Chair, Inc. wanted to make a lawn chair that was portable, uncostly, and one using renewable fuel sources. So they came up with a lawn chair that fires a large cannon filled with iron. The iron cannon was supposed to be heavier than the person and the lawn chair itself, resulting in the latter duo being blown backwards. File:Rocket lawn chair.jpg However, the iron cannon seemed to be too light and seemed to destroy valuable tables and items, so the idea was abandoned. Later, the UNSC took the idea and magically turned the iron inside the cannon to explosives and detonators.Brutes often say damn you MC you son of a bitch! Allies, often the retarded gay humans use these weapons. However, since they are so f*cked up, they end up aiming at the wall right in front of them, they blow themselves and the rest of the squad up or they "accidentally" fire it at the MC. The MC goes flying and hits the gay guy on the floaty chair with a big laser cannon, and earth is saved. The only thing the marine can say is "SORRY!" Marines with them are extremly [un]useful, except when aiming at grunts heads because grunts heads are made of elastic, and when it hits the head, it bounces off their heads and goes flying back and turns marines into big asplosions. Also, marines somehow pull a bunch of rockets out of Cortana's vagina their pants and fuck everything up. Other variants of the Rocket Lawn Chair are sold to civilians of the UNSC for comfort in their front-yard. This other Rocket Lawn Chair, is a lawn chair with rocket to propel you across the lawn when your are sitting. Disclaimer: Rocket Lawn Chair, Inc. is not responsible for third-degree burns, nuclear explosions, death, coma, or an untimely death of everyone within a mile of the owner.