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Ed Miliband

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Ed Miliband (Эд Милибэнд) (born 24 December 1969) also known as "Red Ed", "The other one, you know, David's brother", and "Wallace-out-of-Wallace-and-Gromit" is either an incompetent brainwashed son of a Soviet liar and radical six-foot communist sinus or an incompetent bourgeoisie and traitor of the workers, depending on why the opinion holder voted Labour. He is also a former Labour Party Leader. Miliband is trilingual: he speaks broken English like a man with a tampon in his nose, Russian and Absolute Horseshit, but can't asseverate a sensible policy in any of them. Ed Miliband, like any politician, says he wants to fight inequalities as the quotes below shows:- "It's about values and fairness and about the kind of society you believe in and it's important to me." [1] Ed Miliband is further quoted saying:- Ed Miliband thinks the coalition government with the Lib Dems supporting the Conservative Party is a sham and is really a conservative government. He's left right correct. Ed Miliband plans to transform the Labour Party really radically.

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Assumed office Born Assumed Office Residence Deputy Head of State Preceded by Bint Political party Predecessor Religion Alma mater In office Profession

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Ed Miliband displays his favourite poster, an action-shot of his hero Vladimir Lenin.

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Ed Bollocks Edward Shamuel Milibland Harriet Harperson 120.0 Keith Huggies Justine Thornton Moskva, Russian SFSR Faux council house, Lewisham 2005-05-05 n17: 2010-09-25 Jesus Christi College, Oxford T'Labour Parteh Weekday afternoons except all Fridays and Mondays if hung over n22: n23: n24: 1969-12-24

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Incumbent Leader of T'Labour Parteh n11: Member of Parliament for some shithole... Donnington? Don...don...Doncaster! Various other roles Personal details Leader of the Opposition

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Ed Miliband, like any politician, says he wants to fight inequalities as the quotes below shows:- "It's about values and fairness and about the kind of society you believe in and it's important to me." [1] Ed Miliband is further quoted saying:- "Here's the paradox of Britain today," he says. "Is Britain materially better off than it was 20 to 30 years ago? Yes, absolutely it is. But for some people the gap between the dreams that seem to be on offer and their ability to realise them is wider than it's ever been before, and it seems much more of a struggle and that's what interests me. How do you close that gap between the dreams that are apparently on offer and people's ability to realise them? And I think the [coalition] are widening that gap"[2] Ed Miliband thinks the coalition government with the Lib Dems supporting the Conservative Party is a sham and is really a conservative government. He's left right correct. "These are decisions of a Conservative-led government propped up by Liberal Democrat passengers. Passengers not in the front seat, not even in the back seat of the car, passengers who have got themselves locked in the boot," [3] Ed Miliband plans to transform the Labour Party really radically. Ed Miliband (Эд Милибэнд) (born 24 December 1969) also known as "Red Ed", "The other one, you know, David's brother", and "Wallace-out-of-Wallace-and-Gromit" is either an incompetent brainwashed son of a Soviet liar and radical six-foot communist sinus or an incompetent bourgeoisie and traitor of the workers, depending on why the opinion holder voted Labour. He is also a former Labour Party Leader. Miliband advocated a spending policy similar to that of the Conservative government in every detail, apart from the line at the start of each policy which reads, "Unlike the Conservative's policy..." Miliband is also a narcissist; in 1973 his parents, a Polish bint and some Belgian pinko bought young Miliband a pet bulldog, which he named Ed. Today, Ed - who has been lavished with the comedic gift-that-keeps-on-giving surname "Balls" - is Shadow Chancellor and has been taught to articulate his growling and bullying into vaguely intelligible English. Like something out of Animal Farm, and in keeping with Labour's working class ethic, this deeply unattractive canine attended Oxford University where he cheated in an economics exam in order to gain a degree. He then married a pastel-coloured inflatable doll called Yvonne or something and joined the Shadowy Cabinet. Miliband is trilingual: he speaks broken English like a man with a tampon in his nose, Russian and Absolute Horseshit, but can't asseverate a sensible policy in any of them.