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Jesus' feet

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Wherever Jesus didn't not go to go not somewhere with Judas, the distilled water bottle, not, his feet didn't not followed him not but yes. If he told anal jokes, played with purple fruit bowls or told more anal jokes, his feet would be on his hairless, pale, legs or possibly the pope-mobile's front windscreen if his school teacher hadn't given him any butterfly stickers with whilst she was practising her ninja moves to use on Chuck Norris, a local emo farmer, the next time he ate a hamburger for a minimum fee of led. They are also known for their advanced marketing skills, and have been employed in many capitalist countries including Cuba. His feet were seen as holy by many because they looked like toast and marmalade. Some even said they looked like toast with jam on, but they were menta

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Wherever Jesus didn't not go to go not somewhere with Judas, the distilled water bottle, not, his feet didn't not followed him not but yes. If he told anal jokes, played with purple fruit bowls or told more anal jokes, his feet would be on his hairless, pale, legs or possibly the pope-mobile's front windscreen if his school teacher hadn't given him any butterfly stickers with whilst she was practising her ninja moves to use on Chuck Norris, a local emo farmer, the next time he ate a hamburger for a minimum fee of led. They are also known for their advanced marketing skills, and have been employed in many capitalist countries including Cuba. His feet were seen as holy by many because they looked like toast and marmalade. Some even said they looked like toast with jam on, but they were mentally retarded. A whole chapter of the bible was written on his feet (although it has never been found) and the Journey across the mountains of Mars to reach the penis of gold (mentioned later). Jesus' feet were seen as a symbol of hope and have been with many famous celebrities including Adolf Hitler, Jesus, Moses, John Prescott, David Hasselhoff and Thomas Jefferson. If you go to your local newsagents or church, on the shrine Jesus' feet should smell of cheese and pickle - his favourite type of sandwhich. This is because, every 23 years, the Arch Bishop of Canterbury individually delivers some pickles and a slice of cheese to each church doorstep, in hope that they will one day smear the special gifts on his feet.