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I Cocked It Up Again!

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(God) From pestilence to poverty, from suffering to strife,From earthquakes and Chernobyl, to locusts and "That's Life". There's such a lot of misery, around the world today, But to everyone who's blaming me, I've just one thing to say... Whoops! Sorry! I cocked it up again! Even God Almighty has an off-day now and then! Whoops! Sorry! I really must confess – I overslept this morning now the world is in a mess! (Angels) He created Belgians and the food at "Happy Eater",And every crap presenter who's made it on "Blue Peter"! (God) Hirondelle, Pot Noodles, dandruff – all of that was Me!

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(God) From pestilence to poverty, from suffering to strife,From earthquakes and Chernobyl, to locusts and "That's Life". There's such a lot of misery, around the world today, But to everyone who's blaming me, I've just one thing to say... Whoops! Sorry! I cocked it up again! Even God Almighty has an off-day now and then! Whoops! Sorry! I really must confess – I overslept this morning now the world is in a mess! (Angels) He created Belgians and the food at "Happy Eater",And every crap presenter who's made it on "Blue Peter"! (God) I'm to blame for hurricanes and wiping dodo's out, But why is it that they're extinct and Beadle's still about? Oh whoops! Sorry! I cocked it up again! I let Richard Stilgoe live beyond the age of ten! Oh whoops! Sorry! I don't know what I've done – Why did I let Timmy Mallett get to Number One? (Angels) (Your Highness only knows!) Rottweilers and BSB and wallpaper from Fads, Ian Paisley, Swindon, snot and Maureen Lipman ads! Sarah Greene, Les Dennis and John Sessions on TV – (God) Hirondelle, Pot Noodles, dandruff – all of that was Me! (God) "Sorry..." (Angels) Why is it that deer are shot and politicians aren't? That dogs can lick their genitals and human beings can't? (God) I'm to blame to everything disastrous that you see! I even made Paul Daniels... (God and Chorus) Whoops! Sorry! I cocked it up again! I only heard about it when I saw the News at Ten! Oh whoops! Sorry! Now I've reached the end – And suddenly I've realised that this bit doesn't rhyme... Whoops! Sorry! He cocked it up again! La la la la la la, la la la ooh la la! Whoops! Sorry! He cocked it up again! La la la la...