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Newfies be known for fooking der mudders and drinking Guinness with der by's. It's a widely known fact that all Newfies are Cheryl Cole's cousins, this is evidented by the adorably pirate-like, incomprehensible way they speak. Some even believe Cheryl actually created Newfoundland and its inhabitants, much as Bjork created the cold little elves of New Bjork City. The creators of Jersey Shore are hoping to make a series called Newfie Shore. All newfies who don't lose they virginity beesfore the age of 14 are kicked off The Rock and exiled to British Columbia.

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Newfies be known for fooking der mudders and drinking Guinness with der by's. It's a widely known fact that all Newfies are Cheryl Cole's cousins, this is evidented by the adorably pirate-like, incomprehensible way they speak. Some even believe Cheryl actually created Newfoundland and its inhabitants, much as Bjork created the cold little elves of New Bjork City. The creators of Jersey Shore are hoping to make a series called Newfie Shore. Newfies are considered a liability to Toronto Dominion Bank but the truth bees that dey are an asset to Canaduh and to dee world and dey bees hard workin' folks. All newfies who don't lose they virginity beesfore the age of 14 are kicked off The Rock and exiled to British Columbia. When a newfie turns retirement age he heads back to the rock fer a liver transplant and then heads out to George Street to end it all.