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Kitten-related human fatalities

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Kittens are the deadliest of all animals. Of any animal, wild or domestic, they are the ones who have killed the most humans. While many kitten-related deaths are due to huffing, most are just because you sat in its special spot on the couch and pissed the damn thing off. NOTE: A distinction should here be made between deadly and evil. Cats are not particularly evil, just very deadly. Bunnies, however... well... let's just say you'd do better describing evil in terms of bunnies than vice-versa. “There's nothing we can't face...except for bunnies.” ~ Anyanka from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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Kittens are the deadliest of all animals. Of any animal, wild or domestic, they are the ones who have killed the most humans. While many kitten-related deaths are due to huffing, most are just because you sat in its special spot on the couch and pissed the damn thing off. NOTE: A distinction should here be made between deadly and evil. Cats are not particularly evil, just very deadly. Bunnies, however... well... let's just say you'd do better describing evil in terms of bunnies than vice-versa. “There's nothing we can't face...except for bunnies.” ~ Anyanka from Buffy the Vampire Slayer