. . "Bomberman (Screwattack)"@en . . . . "Name: Bomberman A.K.A. Shiro Bom Origin: That one game on the Xbox 360 Gender: Whatever Dig Dug wants him to be (depends on whether or not Taizo wants to stick his pump in him) Age: Apparently, born yesterday Classification: Robot Slave, Taizo Hori's bitch, Drooling Neanderthal Powers and Abilities: Getting blown up (In more ways than one) Attack Potency: Wall Level or at least anything but universal (What? What is this \"actual plot\" you speak of? There is only gameplay) Speed: Slow fatass without the help of a kangaroo or powerups Lifting Strength: Can apparently only lift one bomb without powerups soooooo... Regular Human Striking Strength: None (Only knows how to place bombs, not punch) Durability: Low Wall level (Gets evaporated by wall level explosions) Stamina: Sub Human (Can only set down another bomb after one has exploded. This obviously means he's too tired to put another one down) Range: About as far as your arm can reach without powerups Standard Equipment: \"Bombs bombs and more BOMBS\" -Boomstick 2K10 Intelligence: Mentally Impaired (Traps himself in between a bomb and a wall and isn't even smart enough to move the bomb without powerups) Weaknesses: Dumb to a fault because it's totally not the player's fault"@en . "Name: Bomberman A.K.A. Shiro Bom Origin: That one game on the Xbox 360 Gender: Whatever Dig Dug wants him to be (depends on whether or not Taizo wants to stick his pump in him) Age: Apparently, born yesterday Classification: Robot Slave, Taizo Hori's bitch, Drooling Neanderthal Powers and Abilities: Getting blown up (In more ways than one) Attack Potency: Wall Level or at least anything but universal (What? What is this \"actual plot\" you speak of? There is only gameplay) Speed: Slow fatass without the help of a kangaroo or powerups Striking Strength: None (Only knows how to place bombs, not punch)"@en . . . . . . . .