. . . . "Toilet Pie"@en . . "A Toilet Pie is normally made by creating a pie with easily breakable crust. It needs to be cooked like any other type of pie. It needs to be filled with lamb minced meat or else it will not work. After cooking it needs to be hung upside-down by hand for approximately one month. Make sure the crust doesn't crumble or this will not work."@en . . "A Toilet Pie is normally made by creating a pie with easily breakable crust. It needs to be cooked like any other type of pie. It needs to be filled with lamb minced meat or else it will not work. After cooking it needs to be hung upside-down by hand for approximately one month. Make sure the crust doesn't crumble or this will not work. After all this you need to hire a specially trained mage. You need to pay the mage \u00A34954.53 exactly for confirmation. (other countries may differ; use telepathy to ask for further details.) The mage will arrive and will be left alone with the pie for 3 years. Once the process is finished, you will have to pay the mage. The mage can and will charge anything so make sure you are rich. The mage will give you a leaflet explaining more."@en . . . .