. . . . . . "Lieutenant-Colonel,"@en . . . "Sergeant"@en . . . . "Richard Sharpe"@en . . "In the beginning there was Sharpe. Then there was light, and Sharpe saw that it was good. Then with this light, Sharpe began to grow a universe from which he could harvest a plentiful source of women. The truth about Sharpe is a fact that the Christians, the Jews and all the other religious organisations of the world do not want you to know (The De Sharpe Code). After constructing the universe, Sharpe decided that he would need numerous artificial deities for his universe to believe in, which would also mask the truth of him being the real god. It a mostly unknown fact that Sharpe gave birth to God via his rectum, in the form of faeces. Sharpe has created many gods in this manner, though none of them can even hope to compare to the natural power that He Himself possesses."@en . . . . . "Private"@en . "Sharpie"@en . . . . "Television, Book, TV"@en . . . "Lieutenant"@en . . "Major,"@en . . . "Enign"@en . "Richard Sharpe was a British soldier who fought in India, the Peninsular War and the Battle of Waterloo."@en . "Richard Sharpe was a British soldier who fought in India, the Peninsular War and the Battle of Waterloo."@en . "Captain,"@en . . "Richard Sharpe"@en . "Second Lieutenant"@en . "Colonel"@en . "In the beginning there was Sharpe. Then there was light, and Sharpe saw that it was good. Then with this light, Sharpe began to grow a universe from which he could harvest a plentiful source of women. The truth about Sharpe is a fact that the Christians, the Jews and all the other religious organisations of the world do not want you to know (The De Sharpe Code). After constructing the universe, Sharpe decided that he would need numerous artificial deities for his universe to believe in, which would also mask the truth of him being the real god. It a mostly unknown fact that Sharpe gave birth to God via his rectum, in the form of faeces. Sharpe has created many gods in this manner, though none of them can even hope to compare to the natural power that He Himself possesses."@en . "All"@en .